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2026 CLASS 5A PREVIEW: I'm Gonna Smooch Her Like A Mule Eating An Apple — Episode 251
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2026 CLASS 4A PREVIEW: There Ain't No Monorail and There Never Was! — Episode 250
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2026 CLASS 3A PREVIEW: Kids, Just Because I Don't Care Doesn't Mean I'm Not Listening — Episode 249
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2026 CLASS 2A & CLASS 1A PREVIEW: I Don't Recall Saying Good Luck — Episode 248
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2026 COACHING SCHOOL EDITION: Who Wants to Drive Through the Catcus Patch? — Episode 247
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2026 STATE 7-ON-7 PREVIEW: The Eating Of An Orange Is A Lot Like A Good Marriage — Episode 246
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MAY OFFSEASON EDITION: Hiya Stretch, What's the Good Word? — Episode 245
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APRIL OFFSEASON EDITION: President Simpson Wins Super Bowl — Episode 244
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MARCH OFFSEASON EDITION: Stop Endangering Yourself!— Episode 243
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UIL REALIGNMENT 2026: Midge, Help Me Out Here — Episode 242
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JANUARY OFFSEASON EDITION: There's Some Snow Left Under The Car — Episode 241
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SATURDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Let's Hurl A Brick-E Mart! — Episode 240
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FRIDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: They Made Dad Sick-E Mart! — Episode 239
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THURSDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Their Floors Are Sticky-Mart! — Episode 238
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WEDNESDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? — Episode 237
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STATE SEMIFINAL PREVIEW: We Run The Grease Racket In This Town — Episode 236
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REGIONAL FINALS PREVIEW: The Lincoln Squirrel Has Been Assassinated — Episode 235
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REGIONAL SEMIFINALS PREVIEW: The Ring Came Off My Pudding Can — Episode 234
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AREA PLAYOFFS PREVIEW: Wave To The People! Blow Them Kisses! — Episode 233
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2025 PLAYOFF BRACKET BREAKDOWN: Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun — Episode 232
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WEEK 11 PREVIEW: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel — Episode 231
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WEEK 10 PREVIEW: The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed — Episode 230
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WEEK 9 PREVIEW: Santos L. Halper — Episode 229
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WEEK 8 PREVIEW: I Get To Clothe The Leper! — Episode 228
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WEEK 7 PREVIEW: She Needs Premium, Dude! — Episode 227
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WEEK 6 PREVIEW: Please Don't Tell Anyone How I Live — Episode 226
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WEEK 5 PREVIEW: IT'S WHISPER QUIET! — Episode 225
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WEEK 4 PREVIEW: Quoth The Raven, Eat My Shorts — Episode 224
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WEEK 3 PREVIEW: The, Bart, The — Episode 223
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WEEK 2 PREVIEW: There's A-Doings A-Transpiring — Episode 222
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WEEK 1 PREVIEW: Disco Stu Does Not Advertise — Episode 221
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2025 CLASS 6A PREVIEW: The Big Book of British Smiles — Episode 220
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2025 CLASS 5A PREVIEW: Homer, I Hardly Knew Me — Episode 219
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2025 CLASS 4A & 3A PREVIEW: Curious George and the Ebola Virus — Episode 218
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2025 CLASS 2A & 1A PREVIEW: The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
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2025 COACHING SCHOOL EDITION: That’s About All The Recycling Daddy Can Handle For Today — Episode 216
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2025 STATE 7-ON-7 PREVIEW: And What Are You Charging For This Free Weekend? — Episode 215
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MAY OFFSEASON EDITION: Sounds Like the Gopher I Caught in Me Lawnmower — Episode 214
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APRIL OFFSEASON EDITION: Iron Helps Us Play! — Episode 213
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MARCH OFFSEASON EDITION: We've Also Arrested Your Older, Fatter, Balder Son
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FEBRUARY OFFSEASON EDITION: I'm Directly Under the Sun...Now
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JANUARY OFFSEASON EDITION: Now She'll Really Be Surprised When She Opens That Ironing Board Cover
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SATURDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Like My Loafers? Former Gophers
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FRIDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Beret of Poodle On My Noodle
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THURSDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: My Evening Wear? Vampire Bat
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WEDNESDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: See This Cat? T'was My Cat
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STATE SEMIFINALS PREVIEW: This Enormous Woman Will Devour Us All!
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REGIONAL FINALS PREVIEW: Well, That's The End of Me
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REGIONAL SEMIFINALS PREVIEW: Quoth the Raven, Eat My Shorts
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AREA PLAYOFFS PREVIEW: Yoink!
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2024 PLAYOFF BRACKET BREAKDOWN: That's A Load-Bearing Poster
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WEEK 11 PREVIEW: I'll Ruin You Like a Japanese Banquet
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WEEK 10 PREVIEW: Get Your Invasion Supplies and Let's Go!
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WEEK 9 PREVIEW: This Verdict Is Written On A Cocktail Napkin
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WEEK 8 PREVIEW: Don't Do What Donny Don't Does
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WEEK 7 PREVIEW: That Dog Can Sell Anything
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WEEK 6 PREVIEW: Curse You, Magic Beans!
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WEEK 5 PREVIEW: Hello Mr. Kurns. I Bad Want Money Now. Me Sick.
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WEEK 4 PREVIEW: I'm Tired Of These Jokes About My Giant Hand
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WEEK 3 PREVIEW: It's True, It's True, We're So Lame
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WEEK 2 PREVIEW: Here's My ID, Which Confirms My Adultivity
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WEEK 1 PREVIEW: I Hate The Sea and Everything In It
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2024 CLASS 6A PREVIEW: Four-Finger Discount, Dude
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2024 CLASS 5A PREVIEW: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
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2024 CLASS 4A PREVIEW: WELCOME THRILLHO
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2024 CLASS 3A PREVIEW: Mom! Bart's Swearing!
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2024 CLASS 2A & CLASS 1A PREVIEW: Mom! Bart's Smoking!
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2024 STATE 7-ON-7 PREVIEW: And He Who Shall Violate This Law Shall Be Punished By Catapult
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MAY OFFSEASON EDITION: We Monorail Conductors Are A Crazy Breed
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APRIL OFFSEASON EDITION: I Won't Have Any Aggressive Condiment Passing In This House
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MARCH OFFSEASON EDITION: Here's Your Turtle, Alive and Well
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UIL REALIGNMENT BREAKDOWN: If There's One Thing America Needs, It's More Lawyers
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JANUARY OFFSEASON EDITION: Subject Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless
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SATURDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Is Mr. Plow
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FRIDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: That Name Again
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THURSDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: That's My Name
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WEDNESDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: Call Mr. Plow
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STATE SEMIFINALS PREVIEW: Get Your Invasion Supplies And Let's Go!
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REGIONAL FINALS PREVIEW: The Children Are Right To Laugh At You, Ralph
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REGIONAL SEMIFINALS PREVIEW: You Didn't Dumb It Down! You Said Rapport!
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AREA PLAYOFFS PREVIEW: Market Research Shows People See You As Something of an Ogre
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2023 PLAYOFF BRACKET BREAKDOWN: Forget You, Clown
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WEEK 11 PREVIEW: I've Got a Gut Feeling Üter's Around Here Somewhere
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WEEK 10 PREVIEW: Dad! Your Hand Is Jammed In The Toaster!
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WEEK 9 PREVIEW: Mostly Circus Animals, Some Filler
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WEEK 8 PREVIEW: Will You Take Us To Mount Splashmore?
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WEEK 7 PREVIEW: You Dunking Your Sausages In That Syrup, Homeboy?
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WEEK 6 PREVIEW: Here Comes The Bouncing Ball of Justice
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WEEK 5 PREVIEW: This Is The Moment We Feared, People
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WEEK 4 PREVIEW: Soy! Soy! Soy!
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WEEK 3 PREVIEW: Lunchlady Doris, Have Ye Got Any Grease?
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WEEK 2 PREVIEW: So You've Ruined Your Life
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WEEK 1 PREVIEW: Mom's Police Tape Isn't A Toy, Dad
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2023 STATE 7-ON-7 PREVIEW: God Bless The Man Who Invented Permission Slips — Episode 153
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MAY OFFSEASON EDITION: When Are The Pancakes Coming In The Mail? — Episode 152
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APRIL OFFSEASON EDITION: I Don't Want Any Damn Vegetables — Episode 151
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MARCH OFFSEASON EDITION: Nine Out of Ten Religions Fail in Their First Year — Episode 150
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FEBRUARY OFFSEASON EDITION: There's A $10,000 Bill In It For You — Episode 149
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JANUARY OFFSEASON EDITION: Kids, Would You Step Outside For A Moment? — Episode 148
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FRIDAY #UILSTATE PREVIEW: 12 Yards Long, 2 Lanes Wide, 65 Tons of American Pride — Episode 146
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